
Hey, There's a Dog in My Bed
Guest blogger: Ethan Hamburg My bed is the comfiest place in the house to sleep in, because of one damn cozy bedfellow, my dog DJ. My fluffy buddy ...
Read moreGuest blogger: Ethan Hamburg My bed is the comfiest place in the house to sleep in, because of one damn cozy bedfellow, my dog DJ. My fluffy buddy ...
Read more“What are they asking for their house?” A question that pretty much sums up my worldview. Whatever they’re asking; it’s too much. That's lif...
Read moreOh, the people you’ll meetWhen you're walking your dogLike Polly and RhondaAnd Gord, thinks he’s GodAnnoying as bed bugs,You certainly knowYou’ll d...
Read moreMy neighbor, Wackman needs a dog. Then -- maybe, he could work on getting a life. I also think that Wackman is an embedded alien from another plane...
Read more"Dripped out, bro,” my 19-year-old son comments as he scrutinizes my layered look du jour and hipster shades.“The fit is fire...
Read moreThis piece was inspired by one of my favorite songs, Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard, by Paul Simon. Listening to it will enhance your readin...
Read moreI saw the look on Amy’s face when she drove past me during Saturday morning’s 60-below-frostbite dog walk. "He's walking the dog in this weather?” ...
Read moreI'm not a hirsute dude but I like the word which basically means: hairy bugger. Yes, it would be preferable to have or lease ...
Read moreLike Einstein would've said if he also flunked out of school and pratfalled into the pet food business. "Treats are the fabric of the universe." A...
Read moreIt was a Homer-Simpson moment as I blissfully napped dreaming of donuts… Strawberry, chocolate, all-dressed... Then reality bit me on the butt w...
Read moreArt Kirschenblatt, my roly poly fourth-grade art teacher, would waddle up and down the classroom in a rage — desk by desk — with the same critique ...
Read moreNew Year resolutions? Bah! I'd rather rack up the bad habits and live in the past. Retro beats reality in my books, as in: Back in my day -- We tre...
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