Hey, There's a Dog in My Bed

Hey, There's a Dog in My Bed

Guest blogger: Ethan Hamburg My bed is the comfiest place in the house to sleep in, because of one damn cozy bedfellow, my dog DJ. My fluffy buddy ...

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Blowin' in the Leaves

Blowin' in the Leaves

My neighbor, Wackman needs a dog. Then -- maybe, he could work on getting a life. I also think that Wackman is an embedded alien from another plane...

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Dripped Out

Dripped Out

"Dripped out, bro,” my 19-year-old son comments as he scrutinizes my layered look du jour and hipster shades.“The fit is fire...

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Where's My Coat?

Where's My Coat?

I saw the look on Amy’s face when she drove past me during Saturday morning’s 60-below-frostbite dog walk. "He's walking the dog in this weather?” ...

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A BUNDLE OF TREATS

A BUNDLE OF TREATS

Like Einstein would've said if he also flunked out of school and pratfalled into the pet food business. "Treats are the fabric of the universe." A...

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A Winter's Treat

A Winter's Treat

It was a Homer-Simpson moment as I blissfully napped dreaming of donuts…   Strawberry, chocolate, all-dressed... Then reality bit me on the butt w...

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The Colour of Food

The Colour of Food

Art Kirschenblatt, my roly poly fourth-grade art teacher, would waddle up and down the classroom in a rage — desk by desk — with the same critique ...

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Happy Yesteryear!

Happy Yesteryear!

New Year resolutions? Bah! I'd rather rack up the bad habits and live in the past. Retro beats reality in my books, as in: Back in my day -- We tre...

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