
Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
Confession: I'm jealous of my dog, DJ. Not because the women fawn all over him, or that he's got a full head of hair, or that he's bold and fearles...
Read moreConfession: I'm jealous of my dog, DJ. Not because the women fawn all over him, or that he's got a full head of hair, or that he's bold and fearles...
Read moreThe way I see it, the canine Metoo movement always lurked beneath the furry coats of our dog buddies. Just that it's more like the toddler version ...
Read moreIt's only one of those funny things after the fact; also because it turned out okay. Like the time I left my man-purse in a grocery cart in the sup...
Read moreBetter than painting in Paris Better than smooching with girls Better th...
Read moreWho hasn’t unexpectedly and irrationally lost their mind for an instant? Happens to the best of us. As for dogs, well, temporary insanity is par f...
Read moreI really can't stayBaby it's cold outsideI gotta go awayBaby it's cold outsideBeen humming that tune all week. Can't take this cold, unlike my Wels...
Read moreI say, "Sit”, You bark, “No” I say, ”Stop,” and you just go go go Ohhh, oh no I say, "Lie down," and you jump around Around around Sometimes I wish...
Read moreLike Villi the local shoemaker says, “Don’t complain about boring routine unless rusty tractor falls on your head. Then complain."Actually I'm slow...
Read moreAll I want for Christmas is 900 more years, Methuselah years, so I could have all the dogs of my dreams, (one at a time, I’ve never been an enthusi...
Read moreLike seasons, dogs change. There's the puppy stage followed by the adolescent frat-boy stage.
Read moreBy now you've probably gone bonkers hunkered down at home. Look at the bright side though, you've still got a home (and a cat or dog to keep you c...
Read moreAnyone else out there who has a dog with split personality? Y'know like, angel at home, beast outside. Because I do. When my dog, DJ, is at home o...
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